katnissflemerdeen:

LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO

thetvscreen:

The Killers have announced the title of their upcoming fourth album –– Battle Born. In his typical grandiose manner, frontman Brandon Flowers explained that, “in a sense, all Americans are battle born. Our ancestors came here for something better.” [pma.]

The release date is TBD, but the fall is likely.

Is it bad that I want to play this? I very much so want to play this game.

quoridor:

“Thank goodness for the internal genitalia!”

“One of my classmates died in the kiln today MOTHER.”

tinker-timelord-detective-doctor:

edfreemaybe:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

good lord. 

This person needs to step forward so they can be honored as a national hero.

tumblhurr:

zingoogniz:

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

venomgurl4:

QWOP guy at anime north

TIA LOOK IT’S MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

One does not simply
NOT reblog QWOP

This is so good oh my god

Cheesecake filled strawberries.

perpetualyesterday:

today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”

it was a distraction

they put chickens in the elevator

tommyxvx:

This is my Memorial Day post.